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littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

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cutiegeek:

I haven’t seen a Hannibal one yet so I just

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jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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malamaau:

Tom Hiddleston with kids. Cute level 8000000000!! He is so good to his young fans, with all his fans really. And of course with his friends kids. The man is amazing 😊

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

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hated-and-helpless:

dutchster:

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

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neither do a lot of women

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gettingfitlosingfat:

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Guys on tumblr are literally the best.

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ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match

ruinedchildhood:

when you and bae match

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kylethekingofjews:

Literally every Canadian.

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-I just got off the phone with Hal Fortner.
-The pharmaceutical rep?
-His company is sponsoring a two-day, all-expenses-paid, OB/GYN conference at some golfing resort outside of Knoxville.
-Oh, God. One of those medical boondoggles.
-Do not turn up your nose. I just got you the last 15-minute spot on the program.
-How did you manage that?
-The comedian dropped out. I told them you had terrific patter.
-About cervical cancer?


Masters of Sex 1x11

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2x03 (x)

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masters of sex ※ countdown to season 2 
15 · character appreciation: betty dimello

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